Kenyataan bukan Khayalan

Lutfee took the "siapa pasangan paling sesuai untuk anda" quiz and the result is :


cik maria ozawa!


Hah, dok kata apa dah! tudia kebenarannya. putih, rambut melepasi bahu, hebat di ranjang dan bernafsu liar serta buas. Pakej idaman bukan? Jangan risau kawan2, maria dah insaf sekarang.
Dia xblowjob orang dah.



p/s: ini semua angkara dan gara-gara facebook. girls,add me.

Refresh.

Sumtimes when it all goes wrong and the only path u can see
is to back to the ONE.
Well, im working and i believe it will works.
Some burden are just unbearable.
LIFE, isn't it?



p/s: KARMA. absolutely not. huh. INNOCENT. yup.

Peeps.

Zaman suci dari pornography..

Zaman liar...

Zaman mau cari gaduh punya..

Zaman berfoya-foya...

Aku rindu ah zaman-zaman ngan malaun-malaun ni. Yang xbalik lagi cepat ah balik.

From miss tagger.

I had received a lot of tags. slowly, i'll do it yeah? this tag attracts me the most. thanks to mama fyza. so, lets see..

1.)Q. Can you cook?
Saya hanya tahu david cook dan butter cookies.

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
Mengumpul sugar mummy seramai mungkin dan mempuyai cucu berambut merah.

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
Kentut tanpa mengeluarkan bau yang mengancam nyawa.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Drinking water.

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
Petai dan ulam raja. Classic weyh.

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
Diari adikku. hah, skarang aku dah tau siapa balak dia.

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
Leo, off course. Hidup leo!

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Tahi lalat tu bolehla dianggap tatu eh? Ya, lima titik kat punggung. Sexy bukan?

9.)Q. Worst Habit?
Kentut sambil batuk. Xkantoi la.

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Aku naik kuda tiap2 ari. nak tumpang jom ah.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
Sport shoes.

12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Dua2 pun boleh.

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Rogol dia!! Muahahaha!

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Xingat. xnak dan xmau.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
Saya akan merapu kalau jawab tag.

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
ada. cicak kat dinding. dah lama dia menetap di situ.

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Xmalu ka? xjemput pun!

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
Nice.

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Dua2 tidak. Clowns are fucking annoying.

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
Xnak! Saya dah hensem.

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Both. Do u want to play it hard or to play it safe?

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
Hitam pokedot putih.

23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
Ya, sebab melukai ramai hati wanita. I busy okay. Xsempat layan u'all semua.

24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
Bottle sebab aku dahaga sekarang. boleh pegi isi air.

25.)Q. If you won £10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it?
Xnak pikir. Bukan dapat pun. woh.

26.)Q. Would you date me?
U really want it? So, take a number please. kekekeke.

27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
Hanger.

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
Bila nak habis soalan ni!

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Jalankan kewajipan dan tambahkan amalan. Akhirat itu penting bukan?

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
Masa ikrar pengawas dulu banyakla.

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
Aper nie? Macam keanu reeves ja bunyinya.

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
HANDSOME. yeah baby.

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Romen? Oh, tidak pernah. Dosa gitu.

34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
Boleh x awak balik rumah sekarang?

35)Q. Do you believe in God?
Habis tu??

36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
Kalau nak buat, just buat.


p/s: No offence ya fyza. Takziah kat umair kerana hp hilang. "Korang" nak fitnah saper lak pasni??

Mamaku Vouge.

Mum! Happy mothers' day!

I'm clueless when i'm thinking about words that can described you the most because every lovely words are all about you.
Mum, u are my queen, my soul and my life.
Being your son is the most wonderful thing in my life.
How can i repay u? Your love, your smile and your beautiful face and sumtimes your crazy jokes wakes me up and make me realise that im not alone.
I know you had suffered a lot as a mother, a wife and a woman.
But u have to know, i wont let every single thing to hurt you.
Im always beside u, be a good son and make the one u can be proud of.
After all, u are my mother rite.
The greatest mother in the whole world.
Without you, my world is lonely. Luv u forever mummy.

Mak! Dulu bila mak pukul abang dengan rotan, rekoder, dan apa saja yang mak sempat capai, abang xpernah marah sebab mak buat semua untuk kebaikan abang.
Ya, abang pernah banyak kali lukakan hati mak.
Tapi, xpernah abang nak mak rasa menyesal dengan wujudya abang dalam hidup mak.
Walau abang xlekat kat rumah selalu tapi mak tetap sambut dengan senyuman mak.
Mak masak sedap sangat tau tak? Mak cun sangat mak tau x?
Xmungkinlah ada orang sehebat mak.
Mak tetap vouge gitu, dressing pun tip top gitu,
Apa2pun mak, nak ucap tahniah sangat2, sebab......................
berjaya lahirkan seorang anak yang sangat hensem, gebu, dan berkarisma!
Sayaaaang mak dan duit mak! eh2!

p/s: banyak nak ucap kat mak tapi cukup2la tue yer. mak pun tahu abang sayang mak.

Kanak kanak wonderpets.

Ini ada seorang budak. Nama beliau nana. Dia budak bawah umur. Kau tengok la, sayang aku kat dia sampai aku sanggup teman dia pergi main benda2 khayalan and duniawi camni. Haish. Sampai habis duit sepuluh rengget maen benda ni. Baru ja ingat nak beli topup. Haish lagi. Teringat juga kembali zaman budak2 dulu waktu saya ponteng tadika (samseng kanak2) dan pergi berlari ke kompleks2 berdekatan dengan intan (ex-kanak2 idaman) sambil memikul bekal makanan dan botol susu popeye yang xlekang di dada. Terkenang dahulu kala bagaimana diriku dan intan berfoya2 sambil berlari2 ala2 hindustan dan sama2 mengejar cinta yang makin mekar. Sungguh syahdu. Baiklah, permainan2 sebegini memang menjadi kegilaan zaman2 setara kebangkitan wonderpets dan menjadi trend "siapa-dah-try-dia-hebat". "Weh,aku dah try naik kereta game tue". Heboh seluruh tadika. Maka, dialah yang hebat di tadika tersebut dek kerana belum ada pelajar lain yang menjejakkan kaki dan mencuba. Kembali kepada cerita kanak2 di atas. Comel bukan? Warisi sepupu dia la ni. Tadi aku dah gigit2 tangan dia sebab geram dengan kecomelannya. Dah puas gigit diri sendiri sebab terlalu comel so i gigit orang lain pulak. Tapi alangkah terkejutnya aku bila beliau menjerit and bagitau mama, " Aunty! Bang lutpi buat lovebite!". Sungguh maju kanak2 sekarang. Budak ni memang rapat dgan aku. Maybe sebab aku hensem. Kanak2 pun tertarik. Terharunya. Ya, aku suka kanak2. Kanak2 pun suka aku. Kerana aku hensem. Ya,ulang sekali lagi. Bagi la aku anak negro ka, cina, iban or sapa2 ja aku tetap suka. Dah layak bergelar bapa kan aku ni? So,kalau aku jumpa pendera kanak2, aku dera korang pulak ok. Luv u nana.

Selesai.

p/s: blog bertukar warna kerana ingin tampak lebih gebu dan suci macam tuannya. timakaseh.

Sorry.

Telah ditegur supaya ayat di blog ini tidak terlalu "meninggi diri". Ooops, sorry.
Let me tell u sumthing about me:

• im not a guy who just sit n shut my mouth if i got nothing to do.
• im not a guy who let the past to just go. i dont forgive n forget. maybe forgive. forget no!
• im not easily annoyed coz im annoying too.
• i dont backstabb anyone. TAKE NOTE.
• im not a person who throw away friendship so easily. i care n take seriously about friendship. kan kawan2?
  
• i grew up with a quite religious father (bukan tabligh ya) and i know what is halal n forbid in Islam.
• i have my own principle. dont like it? shoooooh, go away.
• i love to make and hear jokes. it cheers n colours up my life okay.
• i dont do anything that will hurt my family. my family is my soul.
• i love technology.
• im not proud with what i have. im just glad and thank Allah.
• im not so perfect with sembahyang but i do not against Islam.
• if u got something that u dont like about me, face me and talk about it. i hate cakap belakang punya olang. depan2 sungguh manis. piirah.
• i know who i am and i care about me and dont u dare make me hate u. coz when im bad, u'll regret.
• i do not show my feelings quite often. it just me n Allah. Only God knows rite.
• know me and u'll know.
  
• i dont stereotype people. thats me.

selesai.

p/s: thanks for all the tags. i'll do it later k?

Seluaq.

Setelah berusaha penuh gigih dan keringat membasahi pipi, membuat muke secomel mungkin dan menunjukkan sifat2 anak soleh dan mukmin serta sufi, misi serta visi untuk memperoleh jeans baru telah pun tercapai. Walaupun tingkah laku kepura2an menjadi anak soleh telah berjaya dikesan oleh mama, misi dan visi tetap terlaksana. Tahniah. Tengok tu, dahla hensem, pandai berlakon pulak tu. Maybe i jadi actor terkenal suatu hari nanti ya? In a nutshell, thanks to diskaun hari buruh yang berjaya menjimatkan pendapatan ayahanda dan bonda.

Muka teruja sebelum membeli. Ya,bilik i warna hijau. Hijau warna syurga bukan??


Seluar pertama.


Seluar kedua.

Rakan2 turut memeriahkan suasana.

Selesai.