..... Getting the momentum .....
Friday, December 18, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
...Baju Raya Warna Cokelat...
p/s:sory jarang update. tengah BERCHENTA agaknya...~
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Cloud 9, i guess.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Past is fading. New age is coming!
Ya,itulah saja yang dapat diperoleh setakat ini. still waiting for the others. heh. tamak, tamaknya lutfee oii... yes, i dont have the skills nak amek gambar dari atas, dari sudut tepi dan lain2 dan buat muke cumel2. xberbakat. sebab i memang dah cumel. krkrkr. and selalunya, orang lain yg tgkap gmbar i. cumel lah katakan. ye2. slamat wish saya 29.7 nie. slamat baling tepung, telur dan segala najis.. (ingat aku xtau plan korang ya sahabat2. balik rumah pun xselamat!) tggu aku kejar korang. pasti cute kan muke i dicalit tepung sambil berlari2 mengejar2. ohh,sweeet.. kekekeke. oklah. bye!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Long Journey
p/s: u see.. how jambu can i be..?? haih,sejuk perut mak mengandungkan lutfee.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Lutfee memang Muslim.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Mourning.
Ur songs echoed in my mind everyday
U taught me the greatness of life
Ur music moves me
Ur heart beats me
Ur style built me
-May God Bless U-
Ur gone bring a lot of tears
p/s: i'll mourn for him forever. luv u always michael. my idol. im so sad.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Election's results.
- Tomorrow (25 june 2009)
- 6 pm
- Dewan Sarjana
- Attendance is compulsory for pre lawrians.
In a nutshell, thanks to each and everyone of u for the participation and corporation. Thanks a lot. We are a one big family.
p/s: Expect the unexpected.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Visualizing.
- people stop to judge negatively in the first place.
- people being aware that their kids are actually evils.
- people smile a lot.
- people ctitically think of sumthing.
- people know war is everywhere.
- people can see that the sky is not always blue.
- people feel the love of their mothers and fathers.
- people live in a simplest way.
- people talking a little and humble a lot.
- people stop giving excuses so that truth will not prevail.
- people know their neighbours.
- people not being crazy about money.
It will be a better life isn't it? THINK.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Dambaan Hati (gila jiwang weh!)
p/s: ish. camna nak tidur malam nie. asyik2 pikir dier. krkrkrrk.
(tetap tidak curang kepada si dia and sugar mummy i okey)
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Pengundi mengundi lari dalam guni.
Some information for the pre-lawrians:
22 JUN 2009 (Monday) = There will be a manifesto at the courtyard starting on 8.30 pm.
24 JUN 2009 (Wednesday) = Voting day.
Part 3 = The candidates (Muhaimin vs Diana)
Part 2 = 8 candidates ( Only 7 candidates will get their post)
Need info just contact me.
HIDUP SPR, TELUS DAN BEBAS DARI RASUAH.
Saper nak rasuah tue, i nak keta ferrari jer. and sugar mummy. boleh?
p/s: ily, rugi kau xbertanding. saper menang ada jamuan makanan nanti. krkrkrkr.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Kenyataan bukan Khayalan
cik maria ozawa!
Hah, dok kata apa dah! tudia kebenarannya. putih, rambut melepasi bahu, hebat di ranjang dan bernafsu liar serta buas. Pakej idaman bukan? Jangan risau kawan2, maria dah insaf sekarang.
Dia xblowjob orang dah.
p/s: ini semua angkara dan gara-gara facebook. girls,add me.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Refresh.
is to back to the ONE.
Well, im working and i believe it will works.
Some burden are just unbearable.
LIFE, isn't it?
p/s: KARMA. absolutely not. huh. INNOCENT. yup.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Peeps.
From miss tagger.
1.)Q. Can you cook?
Saya hanya tahu david cook dan butter cookies.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
Mengumpul sugar mummy seramai mungkin dan mempuyai cucu berambut merah.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
Kentut tanpa mengeluarkan bau yang mengancam nyawa.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Drinking water.
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
Petai dan ulam raja. Classic weyh.
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
Diari adikku. hah, skarang aku dah tau siapa balak dia.
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
Leo, off course. Hidup leo!
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Tahi lalat tu bolehla dianggap tatu eh? Ya, lima titik kat punggung. Sexy bukan?
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
Kentut sambil batuk. Xkantoi la.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Aku naik kuda tiap2 ari. nak tumpang jom ah.
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
Sport shoes.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Dua2 pun boleh.
13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Rogol dia!! Muahahaha!
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Xingat. xnak dan xmau.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
Saya akan merapu kalau jawab tag.
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
ada. cicak kat dinding. dah lama dia menetap di situ.
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Xmalu ka? xjemput pun!
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
Nice.
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Dua2 tidak. Clowns are fucking annoying.
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
Xnak! Saya dah hensem.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Both. Do u want to play it hard or to play it safe?
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
Hitam pokedot putih.
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
Ya, sebab melukai ramai hati wanita. I busy okay. Xsempat layan u'all semua.
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
Bottle sebab aku dahaga sekarang. boleh pegi isi air.
25.)Q. If you won £10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it?
Xnak pikir. Bukan dapat pun. woh.
26.)Q. Would you date me?
U really want it? So, take a number please. kekekeke.
27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
Hanger.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
Bila nak habis soalan ni!
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Jalankan kewajipan dan tambahkan amalan. Akhirat itu penting bukan?
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
Masa ikrar pengawas dulu banyakla.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
Aper nie? Macam keanu reeves ja bunyinya.
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
HANDSOME. yeah baby.
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Romen? Oh, tidak pernah. Dosa gitu.
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
Boleh x awak balik rumah sekarang?
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
Habis tu??
36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
Kalau nak buat, just buat.
p/s: No offence ya fyza. Takziah kat umair kerana hp hilang. "Korang" nak fitnah saper lak pasni??
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Mamaku Vouge.
Mum! Happy mothers' day!
Mum, u are my queen, my soul and my life.
Being your son is the most wonderful thing in my life.
How can i repay u? Your love, your smile and your beautiful face and sumtimes your crazy jokes wakes me up and make me realise that im not alone.
I know you had suffered a lot as a mother, a wife and a woman.
But u have to know, i wont let every single thing to hurt you.
Im always beside u, be a good son and make the one u can be proud of.
After all, u are my mother rite.
The greatest mother in the whole world.
Without you, my world is lonely. Luv u forever mummy.
Mak! Dulu bila mak pukul abang dengan rotan, rekoder, dan apa saja yang mak sempat capai, abang xpernah marah sebab mak buat semua untuk kebaikan abang.
Ya, abang pernah banyak kali lukakan hati mak.
Tapi, xpernah abang nak mak rasa menyesal dengan wujudya abang dalam hidup mak.
Walau abang xlekat kat rumah selalu tapi mak tetap sambut dengan senyuman mak.
Mak masak sedap sangat tau tak? Mak cun sangat mak tau x?
Xmungkinlah ada orang sehebat mak.
Mak tetap vouge gitu, dressing pun tip top gitu,
Apa2pun mak, nak ucap tahniah sangat2, sebab......................
berjaya lahirkan seorang anak yang sangat hensem, gebu, dan berkarisma!
Sayaaaang mak dan duit mak! eh2!
Monday, May 4, 2009
Kanak kanak wonderpets.
Ini ada seorang budak. Nama beliau nana. Dia budak bawah umur. Kau tengok la, sayang aku kat dia sampai aku sanggup teman dia pergi main benda2 khayalan and duniawi camni. Haish. Sampai habis duit sepuluh rengget maen benda ni. Baru ja ingat nak beli topup. Haish lagi. Teringat juga kembali zaman budak2 dulu waktu saya ponteng tadika (samseng kanak2) dan pergi berlari ke kompleks2 berdekatan dengan intan (ex-kanak2 idaman) sambil memikul bekal makanan dan botol susu popeye yang xlekang di dada. Terkenang dahulu kala bagaimana diriku dan intan berfoya2 sambil berlari2 ala2 hindustan dan sama2 mengejar cinta yang makin mekar. Sungguh syahdu. Baiklah, permainan2 sebegini memang menjadi kegilaan zaman2 setara kebangkitan wonderpets dan menjadi trend "siapa-dah-try-dia-hebat". "Weh,aku dah try naik kereta game tue". Heboh seluruh tadika. Maka, dialah yang hebat di tadika tersebut dek kerana belum ada pelajar lain yang menjejakkan kaki dan mencuba. Kembali kepada cerita kanak2 di atas. Comel bukan? Warisi sepupu dia la ni. Tadi aku dah gigit2 tangan dia sebab geram dengan kecomelannya. Dah puas gigit diri sendiri sebab terlalu comel so i gigit orang lain pulak. Tapi alangkah terkejutnya aku bila beliau menjerit and bagitau mama, " Aunty! Bang lutpi buat lovebite!". Sungguh maju kanak2 sekarang. Budak ni memang rapat dgan aku. Maybe sebab aku hensem. Kanak2 pun tertarik. Terharunya. Ya, aku suka kanak2. Kanak2 pun suka aku. Kerana aku hensem. Ya,ulang sekali lagi. Bagi la aku anak negro ka, cina, iban or sapa2 ja aku tetap suka. Dah layak bergelar bapa kan aku ni? So,kalau aku jumpa pendera kanak2, aku dera korang pulak ok. Luv u nana.
Selesai.
p/s: blog bertukar warna kerana ingin tampak lebih gebu dan suci macam tuannya. timakaseh.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Sorry.
Let me tell u sumthing about me:
- im not a guy who just sit n shut my mouth if i got nothing to do.
- im not a guy who let the past to just go. i dont forgive n forget. maybe forgive. forget no!
- im not easily annoyed coz im annoying too.
- i dont backstabb anyone. TAKE NOTE.
- im not a person who throw away friendship so easily. i care n take seriously about friendship. kan kawan2?
- i grew up with a quite religious father (bukan tabligh ya) and i know what is halal n forbid in Islam.
- i have my own principle. dont like it? shoooooh, go away.
- i love to make and hear jokes. it cheers n colours up my life okay.
- i dont do anything that will hurt my family. my family is my soul.
- i love technology.
- im not proud with what i have. im just glad and thank Allah.
- im not so perfect with sembahyang but i do not against Islam.
- if u got something that u dont like about me, face me and talk about it. i hate cakap belakang punya olang. depan2 sungguh manis. piirah.
- i know who i am and i care about me and dont u dare make me hate u. coz when im bad, u'll regret.
- i do not show my feelings quite often. it just me n Allah. Only God knows rite.
- know me and u'll know.
- i dont stereotype people. thats me.
p/s: thanks for all the tags. i'll do it later k?
Seluaq.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Jom dating??
Beginilah,ada beberapa ucapan yang perlu diutarakan di sini.
Pertama : Tahniah kepada rakan2 yang cemerlang dalam SPM bru2 ni. Yang kurang berjaya atau xberjaya langsung, padan muka saya ucapkan. Saper suruh korang malas?? Yang asyik fly pergi main snooker tu pehal??
Kedua : Hidup ini penuh pancaroba saudara saudari. Hidup kena kuat dan berpegang teguh Tuhan.
Ketiga : Bedak sejuk dah habis. Ada cadangan yang manakah bedak sejuk yang paling mujarab? Tolonglah, saya perlu tahu. Lelaki maskulin macam i resah bila xde ramuan untuk muke i ni.
Ya, ucapan yang bernas sekali. C ya!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Jejaka Pojaan.
Ingin cerita sensasi2 terbaru??
Ingin tahu gossip2 dan fitnah2 terbaru??
TIDAK.... BUKAN ITU TUJUAN SAYA BERBLOG INI SAUDARA DAN SAUDARI SEKALIAN..
Jejaka pojaan ini akan berblog semula dgan cerita2 nya yang memikat para wanita.
p/s: Syoknya balik rumah kan kawan2??
Sunday, March 8, 2009
HELLo Assignment.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Singa Jantan.
"err.. xtahuler.. i'll tell u later okay.. tgah hangout jap nie"
Some tips for u :
*kan aku dah kate aku ni CHARMING!
p/s : Superb kisser, Romantic, Loving. Cukup pakej. Jom kahwin??Friday, March 6, 2009
Wanita itu Unik.
Tanpa wanita :
- Siapa lg yg akan sesakkan KAMDAR especially musim raya atau cuti??
- Siapa lg yg akan sokong emas tiruan ZHULIAN??
- Siapa lg yg nak membebel kalau anda bangun lewat dan pemalas tahap kambing burma??
- Siapa lg yang akan menonton WANITA HARI INI??
- Siapa lg yg akan menjadi peminat setia MAWI ataupun DAFI??
- Siapa lg yg nak beli PANADOL kaler pink tu????
- Siapa lg yg nak menitiskan air mata menonton cita KOREA???
- Siapa lg yang nak jadi PENGARAH UITM MERBOK??
- Ataupun siapa lg yg nak melayan anda penuh manja apabila anda menaiki MAS AIRLINE atau AIR ASIA??
- Siapa lg yg nak memuja diriku yg hensem, gagah dan berkarisma ini??
- Yg paling penting, tiada wanita, tiadalah ibu anda. dan miss shazwanie.
Lihat, betapa pentingnya wanita kepada dunia. For all woman, thank you for making my life wonderful and make us, guys, feel like being cared, loved and appreciated. Salute you.
p/s: Love u mum.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Sila Ambil Perhatian Anda.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Thanks Dato' Sabri.
1. Anda rase anda HOT?**
Ramai yg kata saya hot.. macam keanu reeves, kadang2 tu diaorg kate macam brad pitt.. tp saya xtahu ler saya hot ke tak... malulah nak mengaku.....~
2. Upload gambar kegemaran anda.
3. Kenapa anda suka gambar ini ?
sebab orang kate muke saya macam dier sangat2.
4. Bila kali terakhir makan pizza ?
apa itu pizza? nama saintifik karipap ek?
5. Lagu terakhir yang anda dengar ?
jalil hamid~ayam.
6. Apa yang sedang anda buat selain dari buat tag ni ?
tarik2 bulu gune gigi.
7. Selain nama anda sendiri, apakah lagi nama yang anda suka orang paggil anda ?
keanu reeves, tom cruise, orlando bloom, johnny depp, hugh grant.. itula yg org selalu panggil.....
8. Tag lagi 3 orang:-
iz
ama
z
9. Siapa no 1 ?
minah bertudung yg gangster.
10. Siapakah orang no 2?
queen of bundles.
11.Nombor 3 ada hubungan sulit dengan siapa?
saya.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Home!
Let the pictures speak :
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Millionaire in SP.
Lamborghini spotted nearby Sptani's bus station. It's LAMBORGHINI!!!
*i've spotted that car twice. at first, xsempat nak tgkap gambar. today is my lucky day. thanks to the traffic jam.
p/s: Jika tuan punya kereta ada anak perempuan, saya nak mengorat.
Mari Menjawab.
Rule #2-tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by and continue this game by sending it to other people.
1. Who tagged you?
= Koni. (Macham iz punye)
2. Do you like tags?
= Kalau aku xsuke, ingat aku nak buat ker???
3. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
= Nak jadi Jalil Hamid sebab lagu beliau bertajuk "ayam" telah berjaya menggembirakan ramai pihak.
4. What is your current mood?
= Teruja.
5. What will you do if your crush says he/she adores you too?
= Tggu apa lg!! Tackle terus,masuk minang,kahwin then buat anak. Settle.
6. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
= Kalau dah jodoh,xkan ke mana (ayat orang2 tua)
7. Which will you prefer, loving someone or being loved by someone?
= Being loved by Allah. Paling penting kan??
8. What is your favourite food?
= Nasi Lemak dining Malinja Uitm. Pergh, masyuk!
9. If the person you dislike is right in front of you, what will you do?
= buat2 tertidur.
10. What do you pray each day for your loved one?
= to give me more money. hahaha.
11. What catch your attention at best?
= im the one who be the attention of others. (munafik kan?)
12. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
= Berambut merah dan mempunyai 3 orang cucu.
13. What are the reason that could make you so tensed up?
= Bila orang lain kentut senyap2 then x mengaku.
14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
= annoying, irritating and bila ketawa hidungnya mengembang dan mengecut berkali2.
15. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
= Single and rich. tapi banyak skandal.
16. Who would you like to see the moment you wake up?
= Amar. dunia akan kiamat kalau dia bangun tidur awal dari aku.
17. What's the character must have in your partner?
= WAJIB PEREMPUAN DAN KELAKAR.
18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you like to pick?
= siapa yg paling kurang bulu.
19. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that someone has done?
= Depends. Kalau dia ada adik perempuan yg cun,putih dan seiras jessica alba, saya akan maafkan serta merta.
20. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
= single tapi banyak skandal.
21. chocolate or vanilla?
= vanilla.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Terima Kasih Mak, Ayah, Rakan dll.
Oklah,buat pemuja2 diriku yg setia, terima kasih kerana menceriakan hidup ini. Ya, saya akan maintain kehenseman dan kegagahan saya ini. Jangan risau ya. C ya.
Bye2 rumahku.
(ya,saya tau rumah saya cantik)
p/s: tiada niat untuk berbangga.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Think for A SECOND.
i recall a phrases by Enid Blyton (my favourite child book's author!) :
so,what does Mr.Enid means by dat?? i figured it out n what does he wanna to express is we, must think thoroughly before whatever decision dat u gonna take. dat what he means for "A SECOND". every single tick n tack is precious. so, make a wise move. we can see nowadays how people recklessly putting their interest first without realising his/her decision will affect him/her later.
As an example: we park our car at the non-allowed place and then after that we're being fined. Or our car was scratch by another car. As simple as that though!!
U see, in a hard way, when wars started. Do u think those motherf*ckers used the "THINK for A SECOND" principles?? Hell no. War that crimes! They put their interest far away from a self-human-being-sense. Killing children,women whom doesn't hurt them a little bit pun. Those persons can't be called "POWERFUL" but they are the most dumb,idiot, stupid people on earth!! If u really wanna a territory, used the intellectual way lah.
My heart broke everyday seeing my brothers n sisters that were killed in IRAQ, AFGHAN n PALESTINE. Help them in ur pray.
p/s: We can be stronger. All that we need is to be one.
Scary??
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Always be My bebeh.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag some friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
say goodbye... arr?? haha..
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
sexy back... wow!! (sexy ker??)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
single ladies... dats for sure lah..
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
situasi.. xda kena-mengena.. haha..
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
somewhere only we know.
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
so sick... apa kejadahnya nie??
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
standing in the eyes of the world.. Cool~
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
stuck... wtf??
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
sunday mornings... haha..
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
sweetest girl??
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
take a bow..
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
the kill..... uihhh..
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
tshirt.. hahahahahahaha!!!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
you give me something.. best2...
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
you'll think of me.
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
4 minutes... aduhai~
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
7 things.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
hands off.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
party people.. keh3!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
aku skandal.. oihhh!! bahaya!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
alhamdulillah... good!!
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
always be my baby.. ceh~
NOW TAG YOUR FRIENDS:
1. Cik Vianna
2. Cik Iz
3.Cik Ily
4.Cik Fyza
5. Dedette
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
SORRY.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Recall the Memories.
As i kept thinking all the terrible things going around the globe, i recall my few last days before going back home. let the pictures speak:
FIRST ACTIVITY:
Gambar terakhir tidak bermakna "apa2" ya. wink! wink! ehem2.
SECOND ACTIVITY:
Maaf,gambar2 belum diterima dari encik photographer aka zharif. as soon as i received those pictures, i'll post kay. C ya!!
p/s: Rihanna is coming to KL?? Really???